What would you say is your best dick pic?
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Tech gay, video game streamer, cinephile, lover of television, bibliophile, Netflix connoisseur, Hulu enthusiast, Floridian by birth, Colorado is now home, European at heart - someday also by residence, animal lover, Whovian
Let me know by sending it to my DMs. It’s for uh.... science.
Chris O’Donnell in Batman & Robin (1997)
This was when I knew something was fruity about me hahaha
people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
science fiction writers and cross country skiers
Being hangry (angry when hungry) is based on our instinct to be more aggresive to fight and kill our prey